Favorite pick up line from my college days…
“Why settle for vanilla when you can have rocky road?”
A man after my heart…trying to pick me up with a food reference!
Submitted by Lynn
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Stupidest pick up line? When the word stupidest comes into play I automatically think of my brother. Don’t get me wrong I love my brother. He is 7 years younger than me and my kids call him ‘Uncle Dude’ That alone gives you an idea of just who he is.
He is the type of person that chaos seems to find, he has found himself in some odd situations. My Father recounts the story that he was sitting reading the paper one day when the police pull into the driveway. This can never be good and it almost always involves my brother. He sighed and said his usual, ’doodle’ while running a hand through his hair. Surprisingly my Father is not bald for all the stressed out hair pulling he has done courtesy of my brother and my sister and I.
The policeman pulled a mangled piece of metal that used to be my brothers bike out of the trunk of his car, set it on the lawn then opened the door and let my brother out of the back seat. Apparently my brother ran a stop sign. He was charged with failing to stop and the poor lady who hit him was so thankful that he wasn’t killed that she offered to tell the insurance company that she hit a deer.
Uncle Dude has a sidekick in the form of his best friend, Pete. When they were picking up a friend at the Toronto Airport Pete decided he would dress up as Snow White and proceeded to do cartwheels through the airport. I should mention that his friend is a Mohawk Indian, long hair, brown eyes and deep olive skin. Keep in mind this was long before 9-11, before they would shoot you for carrying 6oz. of hand cream and wearing an underwire bra.
Let’s just say there are lots of stories about Uncle Dude and his friend Pete.
I have some suspicions that Uncle Dude has used some doosies as pick up lines. There is only one that I can confirm because I witnessed it first hand.
I met my brother for a drink after work one day and while enjoying a frosty mug of draft (keep in mind we are Canadian so there would be a few mugs) and some conversation the most beautiful buxom blonde came floating by leaving a lovely flower scent trailing after her. I knew at that moment I had lost him, could have been that he was drooling and now looking past me, bottom line is I knew I didn’t want to cramp his style.
I said to him, “Why don’t you go and say hello?”
He shook his head and snorted, “No, no”
I rolled my eyes. “I have to leave in a couple minutes so go ahead” I punctuated this by taking my keys out of my purse.
He was adamant he wasn’t going to pursue anything, then proceeded to order another beer. I laughed, said good bye and as I was walking towards the door I turned in time to see my brother move towards the blonde pulling something out of his pocket. When he reached her I watched him flick open the item he had pulled from his pocket and his lips mouthed the unmistakable words, “Pez?”
Submitted by Melinda
He is the type of person that chaos seems to find, he has found himself in some odd situations. My Father recounts the story that he was sitting reading the paper one day when the police pull into the driveway. This can never be good and it almost always involves my brother. He sighed and said his usual, ’doodle’ while running a hand through his hair. Surprisingly my Father is not bald for all the stressed out hair pulling he has done courtesy of my brother and my sister and I.
The policeman pulled a mangled piece of metal that used to be my brothers bike out of the trunk of his car, set it on the lawn then opened the door and let my brother out of the back seat. Apparently my brother ran a stop sign. He was charged with failing to stop and the poor lady who hit him was so thankful that he wasn’t killed that she offered to tell the insurance company that she hit a deer.
Uncle Dude has a sidekick in the form of his best friend, Pete. When they were picking up a friend at the Toronto Airport Pete decided he would dress up as Snow White and proceeded to do cartwheels through the airport. I should mention that his friend is a Mohawk Indian, long hair, brown eyes and deep olive skin. Keep in mind this was long before 9-11, before they would shoot you for carrying 6oz. of hand cream and wearing an underwire bra.
Let’s just say there are lots of stories about Uncle Dude and his friend Pete.
I have some suspicions that Uncle Dude has used some doosies as pick up lines. There is only one that I can confirm because I witnessed it first hand.
I met my brother for a drink after work one day and while enjoying a frosty mug of draft (keep in mind we are Canadian so there would be a few mugs) and some conversation the most beautiful buxom blonde came floating by leaving a lovely flower scent trailing after her. I knew at that moment I had lost him, could have been that he was drooling and now looking past me, bottom line is I knew I didn’t want to cramp his style.
I said to him, “Why don’t you go and say hello?”
He shook his head and snorted, “No, no”
I rolled my eyes. “I have to leave in a couple minutes so go ahead” I punctuated this by taking my keys out of my purse.
He was adamant he wasn’t going to pursue anything, then proceeded to order another beer. I laughed, said good bye and as I was walking towards the door I turned in time to see my brother move towards the blonde pulling something out of his pocket. When he reached her I watched him flick open the item he had pulled from his pocket and his lips mouthed the unmistakable words, “Pez?”
Submitted by Melinda
Thursday, February 12, 2009
My son, Logan, saw a commercial and ever since he did he has been asking me "Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I can walk by again."
Now, granted, I was not actually getting picked up but it was a pick up line and he thought it was hilarious. LYMI!!
Submitted by Cyndi
Now, granted, I was not actually getting picked up but it was a pick up line and he thought it was hilarious. LYMI!!
Submitted by Cyndi
Saturday, February 7, 2009
In a bar in Ohio in the late '70's my friend (a single guy) saw a really beautiful lady all by herself. He asked if he could buy her a drink and she declined his offer. He stayed at the bar and noticed that several other men tried to talk to her or pick her up. After a while a rather nerdy, not to great looking guy slithered up to her, looked her up and down like she was dinner and asked her the following...
"Hey, babe, wanta share a bag of noodles?"
My friend was just about floored when she turned to the nerdy guy and answered, "Sure, lets go!". Said he just about fell off his chair.
Only thing we could figure out was that nerdy man and beautiful lady knew each other or it was a 'professional' relationship....."Share a bag of noodles?" Does that count as a pick-up line? Any single guys out there want to try that one out and report back to us?
Submitted by Amy
"Hey, babe, wanta share a bag of noodles?"
My friend was just about floored when she turned to the nerdy guy and answered, "Sure, lets go!". Said he just about fell off his chair.
Only thing we could figure out was that nerdy man and beautiful lady knew each other or it was a 'professional' relationship....."Share a bag of noodles?" Does that count as a pick-up line? Any single guys out there want to try that one out and report back to us?
Submitted by Amy
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Him: Are your feet tired?
Me: umm, no...
Him: Well they should be because you have been running through my mind all night.
Submitted by Steph
Me: umm, no...
Him: Well they should be because you have been running through my mind all night.
Submitted by Steph
Monday, February 2, 2009
I was coming out of church and a guy following me out asked, "Come here often?"Um, yes.--
Submitted by Tess
Outnumbered 2 to
Submitted by Tess
Outnumbered 2 to
Sunday, February 1, 2009
So here I am wondering which pick up line was the silliest or even the most original. So many of them go through my mind. I mean how does a girl who has been single most of her adult life just pick one?
Well before I tell you the best pick up line I have had used on me I thought I would share a story about the silliest place to pick up on a girl.
So right after I moved back to Colorado I had to go in to have my drivers license changed over from my California one. I found out that I had a ticket from 98 that I needed to pay. And of course I couldn't pay it at the DMV. I had to go to the court house.
I went in and paid my fine, came back out to the car only to be spoken to.
“Pardon me. You are very beautiful” I proceeded to say thank you until I looked up and thought. Who in the hell picks up on a woman at a COURT HOUSE? I mean really, who does that? Not to mention he looked as if he walked straight out of the 80's. Full on Mullet (not funny guy mullet like Del who really didn't mean to have a mullet..I mean ew gross!) Yep you got it, business in the front, party in the back.
I would have checked for an ankle monitor but it was winter and he was wearing pants. I'm starting to wonder if I should ask every man that tries to hit on me if they wear an ankle monitor.
I had just gotten out of a relationship that really broke my heart and this poor guy got my wrath. I was a full on member of the she-womans-man-haters club at that particular time. He really didn't deserve it. I should have just said “thank you” and went about my business.
Sorry mullet man!
Now..what you have been waiting for..the best pick up line..
“You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."
No, he didn't get a date either...I'm so not L.A.
Submitted by Sarah
Well before I tell you the best pick up line I have had used on me I thought I would share a story about the silliest place to pick up on a girl.
So right after I moved back to Colorado I had to go in to have my drivers license changed over from my California one. I found out that I had a ticket from 98 that I needed to pay. And of course I couldn't pay it at the DMV. I had to go to the court house.
I went in and paid my fine, came back out to the car only to be spoken to.
“Pardon me. You are very beautiful” I proceeded to say thank you until I looked up and thought. Who in the hell picks up on a woman at a COURT HOUSE? I mean really, who does that? Not to mention he looked as if he walked straight out of the 80's. Full on Mullet (not funny guy mullet like Del who really didn't mean to have a mullet..I mean ew gross!) Yep you got it, business in the front, party in the back.
I would have checked for an ankle monitor but it was winter and he was wearing pants. I'm starting to wonder if I should ask every man that tries to hit on me if they wear an ankle monitor.
I had just gotten out of a relationship that really broke my heart and this poor guy got my wrath. I was a full on member of the she-womans-man-haters club at that particular time. He really didn't deserve it. I should have just said “thank you” and went about my business.
Sorry mullet man!
Now..what you have been waiting for..the best pick up line..
“You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."
No, he didn't get a date either...I'm so not L.A.
Submitted by Sarah
I've been reading your blog for awhile, and usually lacking in the comments department, but I just had to enter this contest.
The weirdest pick-up line I've ever heard was from a guy I had worked on a show with, who came up to me at my retail job a month later and said "I just cleaned my apartment. You should come smell it."
While we were working on the show, we went out to eat with a few other crew members, and he tried to play footsies with me while he was wearing steel-toed shoes and I had on flip-flops. He was an "interesting" guy. :)--
Submitted by Tara
The weirdest pick-up line I've ever heard was from a guy I had worked on a show with, who came up to me at my retail job a month later and said "I just cleaned my apartment. You should come smell it."
While we were working on the show, we went out to eat with a few other crew members, and he tried to play footsies with me while he was wearing steel-toed shoes and I had on flip-flops. He was an "interesting" guy. :)--
Submitted by Tara
Saturday, January 31, 2009
BONUS PRIZE! DOGGIE TREATS! 4 varities=17 pieces
Snickerpoodle
Peanut Butter
Oatmeal Milk Bone
Chicken and Garlic
This is our model "Todd William". You will note the look on his face is displeasure. I can assure you, he loves his scarf*.
What Todd William doesn't love is someone chasing him into his home and aiming a lightning bolt flash at him. He has no idea that it's just a harmless camera, all he knows it everytime that freaking thing comes around, white dots appear for several minutes after.
He loves his scarf, he's not a fan of white dots.
*Todd not included
Snickerpoodle
Peanut Butter
Oatmeal Milk Bone
Chicken and Garlic
This is our model "Todd William". You will note the look on his face is displeasure. I can assure you, he loves his scarf*.
What Todd William doesn't love is someone chasing him into his home and aiming a lightning bolt flash at him. He has no idea that it's just a harmless camera, all he knows it everytime that freaking thing comes around, white dots appear for several minutes after.
He loves his scarf, he's not a fan of white dots.
*Todd not included
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